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Coming soon – a new Hotel Story! Watch this space

Wonderful news for the hundreds (yes, I have counted) of fans of the ‘wonderful, feminist and dark’ Hotel Stories.

A fifth story in the series, Ask for Scarlett, is coming soon.

 

Many readers have asked – please can we see what is going on inside Ms N’s head?

Others have said – surely there must be a few more sympathetic male customers in these five star hotels?

One or two have said – the hotels you’re depicting aren’t luxurious enough.  What about some real luxury? (Actually, I made that up.  No-one could possibly doubt the luxury of the establishments in Hotel Stories 1-4.)

So watch this space for news of Ask for Scarlett – out soon on Amazon for your delectation.

It will address all the queries and alleged deficiencies mentioned above.  Well, some of them.

Incidentally, analysis shows that my most popular post about the Hotel Stories is 5 Ways the “Hotel Stories” can improve your life, featuring beer, fish and chips, the picturesque hamlet of Stow cum Quy and “Don’t get mad, get even”.  Check it out.

It’s true.  The Hotel Stories can improve your life.

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5 Ways the “Hotel Stories” can improve your life

I had the honour and pleasure recently to go for a walk with a bunch of creative types on a sunny spring day near Cambridge.  The landscape looked like this:

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As we strolled in the bright sunshine I mentioned my Hotel Stories.

I said I was proud of the stories, and that they sold in good numbers.  Someone asked: why is that?

I said: “I guess it’s because the Hotel Stories can improve your life.  Here’s how: (more…)

Seven Hotel Stories – what’s in the Complete Collection?

The Seven Hotel Stories are available in a single, wonderful, novel-length volume.

But what are the stories?  Here’s a quick summary.

The first Hotel Story is called The Two Rooms.  It involves an obnoxious guest; a Prime Minister on a moral crusade; a high-class call-girl; some Russian ice-hockey fans; an angry Japanese sushi chef; and a startling twist.  Is it my favourite?  Perhaps it is.

 

The second Hotel Story, set somewhere in the Former Soviet Union in a hotel with some ugly problems including bribery; corruption; and a guest with deeply unpleasant proclivities, is The White Blouse.  This one has a couple of scenes which are not for the squeamish.  Actually, all of the Hotel Stories are intended for adult readers.

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Hotel Stories – The Complete Collection: Reviews

The complete collection of Hotel Stories is now available on Amazon.  The volume contains all of the Hotel Stories, set in luxury five-star hotels.  All star the world’s most brilliant, unpredictable and occasionally homicidal hotel manager, Ms N; and Tatiana, her beautiful but naive accomplice.

Rather than have me tell you about them, let’s see what reviewers have said about the individual Hotel Stories:

– “You’ll never make a fuss at a hotel again”

– “Tatiana is Watson to Ms N’s Sherlock Holmes”

– “A slick read, lots going on here, finely paced and loved the subtle unsheathing of a hidden cutting edge in 5-star hotel-keeping.”

– “A cross between The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency and Fawlty Towers

– “Delightful, dark, twisted, ingenious humour”

– “This is strong stuff. When the beam of Tatiana’s torch swings round in stifling darkness to reveal handcuffs and workmen’s tools,we know it’s time to right some truly awful wrongs

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More brilliant writing news

Good news: I’m planning lots of writing and new material for this site over the next few months.

I recently published my fourth “Hotel Story”, Britches, featuring a Scot in a kilt; a hotel owner who bullies and abuses his staff; and a link between the two which leads to an immensely satisfying resolution.  Check it out for free.

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Istanbul sunset – Photo Robert Pimm

I’ve been working hard on my new novel, Istanbul Rising.  I’ve begun to link the powerful, myth-flavoured opening set at the time of the Conquest of Istanbul in 1453 with a modern-day thriller.  The first draft is complete – watch this space for more details. (more…)

Hotel Stories No.4 – “Britches” – now available!

You can now find the fourth in the series of “Hotel Stories”, Britches, published on Amazon as part of Hotel Stories: The Complete Collection.

I’ve written about Britches in a previous post, including the fact that it features a rather attractive Scot in a kilt; so I won’t say any more about it now.  Let’s get straight into the action with an excerpt from the start of the story.

Britches (Excerpt)

A short story by Robert Pimm

03.00

‘The music is too loud.’

‘I beg your pardon, sir?’

‘You are kidding me, right?’ The customer in the dressing gown peers at my name badge. ‘Tatiana.’

‘No, sir, of course I am not kidding you. But I cannot hear you too good.’

The man is narrowing his eyes. I think he is deciding whether it is worth being angry with someone so unimportant as me. (more…)

Hotel Story Number 4: “Britches” – Coming Soon part 2

My last blog promised that the fourth Hotel Story, Britches, would be coming soon.

I’m editing it this afternoon.

It’s good to re-read a story and enjoy it.  Here are two excerpts from Britches:

– As our narrator heroine Tatiana is manhandled through a crowded party in the Dionysus Bar of the hotel by an over-excited guest, she assesses the situation:

I try to relax and to focus on my task, which is to turn the music down, or even off.  As I am being dragged I examine the people I am being dragged past in case they can help me.  Most of the men have more white hair than the women, but their noses are not so sharp and their lips are less stretched. They are dressed in black suits with black or white open-necked shirts and some of them have what look like small white moustaches. But when I look closer I see that they have dabs of white powder under their nose as if they have cut themselves shaving.

It is as if there has been a bad-shaving massacre in the Basement Luxury Venue.

– Later, Tatiana recruits help from some men in kilts to tackle a problem; and we see her famous analytical skills in action:

If I am honest, I am thinking that the man with the hairy, shapely legs has already tonight had one or more drinks. But in a moment he has pulled three other men in skirts from the crowd of people who are watching the Long-Legged Lovely Lassies. All of this new group of men also have hairy, shapely legs. In fact, I am wondering whether this is because men with hairy, shapely legs are enjoying wearing a skirt more than men with legs which are not so hairy or shapely; or whether it is because wearing a skirt makes a man’s legs more hairy and shapely.

A talented woman, is Tatiana.  Watch this space for more news about Britches.

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