The pattern is unmistakeable.
A graph shows a financial trend-line (the price of gold) going up and down a couple of times, then declining more steeply.
Around the trend-line, someone has sketched a crude profile of a camel, its head lowered as if to vomit.
Welcome to the wonderful world of the Vomiting Camel, a spoof species of technical analysis created by FT writer @katie_martin_fx to poke fun at how so-called technical analysts attempt to predict future price movements of eg stocks or oil or gold by drawing lines on graphs to identify trends.
You can read her brilliant article in the FT here (you may have to get a free temporary FT subscription if you don’t subscribe already).
One of Katie’s own vomiting camels (by permission)
Katie’s piece reminded me of two things:
(i) Bitcoin. I have read with bemusement the polarised arguments on the Internet about whether the so-called crypto-currency is a) the future of money and the best ever place to put your savings; or b) a dangerous global pyramid selling scheme which you should not touch even with two bargepoles strapped end-to-end.
Having worked in Russia in the ’90s, I am alarmed by pyramid schemes, where early investors receive huge rewards (paid for, initially, by new investors) and become passionate advocates of the scheme, which therefore expands rapidly until it runs out of new investors and collapses.
Bitcoin feels a bit like that to me, but with the potential to suck in investors not from a single country, but from the whole world and, therefore, to run and run before it collapses with potentially wide-reaching effects.
I nonetheless find the price movements of Bitcoin intriguing – if we could be sure it was a pyramid scheme, Bitcoin wouldn’t exist – and look at trends from time to time.
The result has been to move me towards the b) camp. The reason is what we might, in tribute to Katie Martin, christen the “Bart/Beard effect”. Look at this:
You often see with Bitcoin a pattern of a massive rise in Bitcoin prices, a period of small fluctuations, then hours later a massive fall (a “Bart”). You may also see a massive fall followed by a rise (a “Beard”). Both are visible in the left hand chart. Although obviously not a cartoonist, I have tried to clarify what I’m talking about on the right-hand version.
I could give you more examples but don’t want to stretch your patience (in fact, if you want to bale out altogether, please go and check out my adulatory review of The Simpsons).
Why does this matter? It matters because a volatile pattern of big rises, followed by falls, or vice-versa, could suggest markets are not liquid; or, worse, that they could be subject to manipulation.
Big, liquid markets like oil or gold are hard to manipulate. In theory, Bitcoin has a market capitalisation of $148bn at the time of writing on 21 April, where I see Bitcoin prices are “doing a Bart”. That big value should, in theory, make the market hard to fix.
But that Bart/Beard effect is intriguing. Suppose you are rich in Bitcoins – what is known in the market as a Bitcoin whale (according to the Bloomberg article at at the link, around 1,000 people own 40% of Bitcoin). Perhaps you bought them long ago and have thousands. In fact, you have so many that you are able to influence the price of bitcoins by buying or selling in the market. Result: you are able to make huge amounts of money, taken from the pockets of other, smaller market participants, at almost zero risk.
Just a thought.
b) chartism: back in the ’90s I knew a brilliant and successful “chartist”.
Most people believe that to invest successfully in, say, the stock market you should study the fundamentals of companies and their prospects – markets, management, the wider economy, political and technological trends – and then mark them as “buy” or “sell”.
Thus, if you were thinking of investing in a diesel-based motor company, or an oil company, you might look at alternative fuels, the management of the company, competitors, employment law, legislative proposals affecting diesel, climate change, and so on.
Chartists, by contrast argue that you might just as well predict price movements by looking at patterns (charts). By identifying predictable patterns, they argue, you stand just as good or better a chance of predicting future movements as analysts who look at fundamentals.
To take the diesel motor company or oil company, then, you should look at how the stock had behaved in the past, identify trends in movements, and then use those trends to identify future movements.
Sounds crazy, right? Yet some people deploying those techniques make good money (“whenever the price of X falls near $1,000, people will start buying again”; “sell in May and go away”; “always take your profit too soon”).
Now, googling Chartists, I find a sentence saying: “A chartist is also known as a technical analyst”. A 2012 article misleadingly entitled “The Myth of Chartism” actually concludes that “if technical analysis really is just a form of financial astrology, it is certainly behind the success of many investment stars”.
I’m not sure what to make of all this. I’m inclined to share Katie Martin’s scepticism about camel patterns – which, by the way, consistently arouses ire from those technical analysts whose efforts she lampoons. On the other hand, I can’t help being unsettled by the implications of my own Bart/Beard pattern – which surely puts me amongst the chartists myself.
Maybe all of human nature is about trying to identify patterns, and seeing how we can use whatever information we have to make the future a tiny bit more predictable. Discuss.
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